how to flirt

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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realhumanbaby:

someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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But always you will have the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever.” - Grease (1978)

monobeartheater:

tweedlesnort:

byebyebriar:

carlboygenius:

10 Engineering FAILS

These makes me want to cry. 

Me when I’m building Sims houses

how do some of these even happen

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Love Fall*

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spookyjackals:

Autumn and spooky 24/7!
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spookyjackals:

Autumn and spooky 24/7!

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

hippyhoppus:

Kinda wanna cuddle you kinda wanna fuck you against the wall